For several weeks now, Josh has had no internet connection.
For several weeks to come, Josh shall have no internet connection.
What if Josh… wants to buy a Bosch?
What if Josh… wants to earn some dosh?
Josh will find this imposhible without an internet connectosh.
Wosh prosh thosh Josh cosh gosh hosh internosh connectosh tosh retosh.
Wosh prosh thosh Josh cosh brosh Tumblosh agosh.
Plosh… sosh Josh!